michael gira you assclown

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The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die - If And When I Die

on the day they find a place where stars are safe from everything but the brightness of the moon / scatter my ashes there so that that from which i came can witness that which i’ve become. no one is invincible, everyone’s immortal. 

my tinder is a photo of me stoned looking lovingly at some mac and cheese and a bio of “theres more to alien ant farm than just that michael jackson cover”

oh mate the soundtrack to american pie 2 is still one of the greatest albums of all time its just fucking tune central you have to trust me on this one

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might get back on tinder and see if i can score a hot date to go do some bowling (i just really want to go bowling)

hi there :) whats your life philosophy??


idk like be a dumbass, stay hydrated, keep partying, eat fresh

how can u not have a sick time to all time low like fuckin bite my shiny metal ass haters